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   / / / /____   _____ _____ ____   _____ _____ _____ ____   ____   ___  / ___/
  / /_/ // __ \ / ___// ___// __ \ / ___// ___// ___// __ \ / __ \ / _ \ \__ \ 
 / __  // /_/ // /   / /   / /_/ // /   (__  )/ /__ / /_/ // /_/ //  __/___/ / 
/_/ /_/ \____//_/   /_/    \____//_/   /____/ \___/ \____// .___/ \___//____/  
                                                         /_/

Horrorscopes is a silly little horoscope generation program.  If pulls it's
predictions from a data bank of more than 150 words and phrases and spews
back a divine prediction (yeah, right).

Horrorscopes requires at least an EGA monitor to run.  Just type HOROSCOP
and press enter at the DOS prompt, and when you see the Horrorscopes title
page, press a key to begin.

In the menu, use the up and down arrow keys to move the arrow to your sign,
and press Enter for a prediction.  To quit the program, hit Escape.

And now, for those of you who have no idea what your sign IS, here's a stupid
reference that you should also be able to find in the back of any good
dictionary, or in this case, the school newspaper, whose horoscopes (last
year) were even more random than these:

Birthdate:                 Sign:
---------------------------------
March 21    -April 19      Aries
April 20    -May 20        Taurus
May 21      -June 21       Gemini
June 22     -July 22       Cancer
July 23     -August 22     Leo
August 23   -September 22  Virgo
September 23-October 23    Libra
October 24  -November 21   Scorpio
November 22 -December 21   Sagittarius
December 22 -January 19    Capricorn
January 20  -February 18   Aquarius
Feb 19      -March 20      Pisces

Now, you may ask, "Why is it, that in the program all of the signs are out
of order?"  To this I say, "Because they aren't in order."

Horrorscopes is SHAREWARE.  This means that you may freely copy and
distribute it, but if you enjoy the program or plan to continue using it,
you are expected to REGISTER or pay for it.  If you purchased this program
through a software house or shareware distributor, you should be aware that
none of the money you payed is seen by the author(s) who usually put many
hours of work into their program to develop something which is often as
good as, or better than a commercial program.  For these people to continue
writing programs, it is incumbent upon you, the end user, to register a
program if you like it, to keep these programs coming.

Horrorscopes has a registration fee of $15, which may be payed in cash, or,
preferably, a check made out to Colin Gagnon.  Send yer money to:

Horrorscopes Registration
Colin Gagnon
408 Pine St.
Stoughton, WI 53589

Thanx!
